I didn't expect to lose an hour to this.

You know that moment in Brotato when a build finally comes together and everything on screen just melts? BROTANK has that — but you're not doing it with one character. You've got a convoy of tanks, each one independently loaded, and when they all fire at once it's a completely different feeling.

My setup: one tank running full bombardment, one napalm and fire, one pure laser. When that combination hit a wave cleanly — explosions layering over burning ground over laser beams — I just sat there for a second. That doesn't happen often with a game in this price range.

It's polished in the ways that matter. The weapons are there, the enemies are there, the loop works. If you've played Vampire Survivors or Brotato you'll feel at home in about two minutes.

The UI needs work — some mechanics aren't explained well enough and you'll be guessing at a few things early on. The localization has rough edges too. Neither stopped me from having a good time, but they're worth knowing going in.

Under $5. Made by a team of 3. If you enjoy Brotato-style games at all, just buy it.